Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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