dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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