i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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