we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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