i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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