My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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