Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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