I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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