Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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