Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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