Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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