he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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