apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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