how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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