this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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