or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize