Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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