Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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