Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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