doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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