Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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