I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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