the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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