Will you blow on my dice?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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