You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
operation have a gay friend backfired
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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