I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
You can't special order awesome
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Randomize
