Are we in a gay sports bar?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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