Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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