do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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