yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Randomize
