In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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