So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
This baby is an asshole
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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