she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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