I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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