Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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