I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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