It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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