Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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