So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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