Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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