You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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