I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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