We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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