no. you can't hotbox the world.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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