How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Please don't give away my fajitas
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