So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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