god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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