I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
