Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
