Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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