I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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