Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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