You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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